Chandler is particularly skilled at staying jobless. Observe the mastery:
a) Remember, when the interview is over, you can say whatever you want, even if the interviewer is still RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU and your comment reveals you to be something of a juvenile knucklehead.
b) Definitely say “doodies”. Multiple times.
c) For goodness, sake, say “poo” as well. Don’t just leave it at “doodies”, what are you, an amateur? You don’t want to land the job now, do you?