On studentbeans.com: 16 rejection letters to make you weep

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Last week studentbeans.com showed us a few rejection letters worse than ANY of the ones you’ve received…we hope. But hey, at least they actually responded…

We have all been rejected at one time or another, and let’s face it, it’s never a nice feeling. But hey, thank God for small mercies, at least we haven’t been the recipient of a letter which starts, “Dear Loser”, or tells us our literary efforts are “terrible” and that our body is -2 on an attractiveness scale…

1. The insensitive rejection letter to aspiring musicians

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2. The positive-spin rejection letter to aspiring journalists

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3. The girl whose Playboy pictures were “appreciated”

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4. The guy mercilessly mocked by Playgirl

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2. The sexist rejection letter (part I)

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3. The sexist rejection letter (part II)

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4. The blatantly racist rejection letter

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5. This idiot who rejected Fawlty Towers

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6. This other idiot who didn’t think Madonna was quite up to scratch

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7. The guy who wanted to apply for the non-existent law school. That’s embarrassing.

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8. The editors who rejected the short story, “Tesseract Fuckfest”. Surprisingly.

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9. The rejection letter from eHarmony, because they do not appreciate close-to-the-boner humour

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10. The rejection letter from the literary agent at the end of his tether

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11. The rejection letter to the guy who was supremely precocious

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12. The guy who got told his literary masterpiece wasn’t all that great…

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13. But not as bad as this guy’s…

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14. And not as misguided as this one

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15. This rejection, which would keep us in bed for days

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16. And this genius, who rejected his rejecters…

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  1. Pingback: Insincerity: the language of cover letters | howtobejobless

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