[VIDEO] How to STAY jobless: advice from Super Hans (Peep Show)

1) Believing your interviewer is “the kind of guy who’ll respect you more if you stand up to him” is a sure way to stay jobless.

For example, announcing, “No mate, let me stop you there, this interview’s gone on long enough, I need a shit and a glass of water” is almost definitely not going to lead to a second interview.

Neither is “I’ve got a headache, need a baguette”. I hope you’re writing this down.

2) Taking advice from “the disordered mind of the crackhead” is probably inadvisable. Crackheads, please feel free to comment below with your objections if you feel this is an unfair generalisation.

3) Get your name wrong. That’s always a winner.

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