The most hilarious cover letter of 2013

It’s not nice to mock fellow jobseekers.

But some of them do make it difficult not to.

This chap admits he is “not a good English user” – but he’s trying, dammit. However, the claims that he can fight and lift a wild bear AND run faster than a train are not only obvious lies, but have no place on an application for a job in a shop.

I hope he got the job…

Application letter