I have decided to try my hand at translation. The two languages are, grammatically, almost identical. I shall translate from Labour leader Ed Miliband’s English to my native tongue, plain English. I’m not qualified so there may be some debate … Continue reading
When you’re unemployed, it’s easy to romanticise working life. You picture yourself walking into an office with a takeaway coffee cup, high-fiving colleagues, and in the daydream you’re always sexier and unaccountably tanned. Now I have a job (albeit one … Continue reading
It’s so annoying when a savage animal gets into your flat, especially when it’s hell-bent on chewing at you until you’re nothing but a pile of bones. I’d say it’s one of my biggest pet peeves. Luckily, late last year … Continue reading
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